Holy Pope!
So, here’s the situation.

Your pope dies.

You’re faced with decision of choosing a new pope.

Out of the pool of hundreds of hopefuls… do you pick a slightly younger, more youthful pope… or an old dude?

Personally, I pick the youthful pope. Someone who doesn’t have perfect credit. Somebody you wouldn’t mind kicking back, watching the respective sporting event of your choice, and drinking your favorite beverage with. Somebody fun. Somebody like the Fonz… only with a funny hat.
Instead, we’ve got an old dude.

Stay tuned next month, kids… for Pope Funeral 2 : Electric Boogaloo.

Same Pope time. Same Pope channel.

Well, I’m sure enough people are thoroughly offended enough for me to stop. G’nite, Gracie!