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So, I apologize to the United States Postal Service. I have learned that the delay in the delivery of the ‘2nd year letter’ is not the fault of our governmentally funded mail delivery service.

Apparently, the rumors that I had heard of jury duty causing delays in the selection process are true. The letters will not even be sent out until some time in the beginning of July — weeks after they were supposed to be.

So, in short — the reason that I don’t have my letter yet is because of that goddamned constitutional guarantee of a trial with a jury of your peers.

Screw you, judicial branch of the American government!

In conclusion, there are many names that have now been added to my list of “people to kill,” including Alexander Hamilton, James Madison, John Rutledge, Ben Franklin, and all those other pricks who included the 6th Amendment in the Constitution. Bastards!