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Allow me to take you back inside the wonderful realm of the William O. Schaeffer Publishing Center — the place where miracles happen.

In case you missed my introuction to the Publishing Center, click this link to be taken to the post on my first attempt at the great American novel, “My Big Trouble.”

Now, this book is slightly different from its predecessors in that it has no illustration. I was a bit worried about this, because the illustrations were what made “My Big Trouble” and “My Family Portrait” so funny to me. Unsure as to whether anyone would be interested in reading The Day Ricky And Kyle Took Over W.O.S. School”, I gave it to Andrew Slafta to read… and his laughter assured me that it’s still worth posting. This one’s also slightly different because I had a co-author on this piece.

So, let’s not beat around the bush anymore…

Ladies and gentlemen in cyberspace, enjoy.

Page One - Well, if the principal was shot… I guess this is the only logical solution!
Page Two - Not many people know that clocks are made in elementary schools… and that ‘turning on the lights’ is a form of Japanese torture…
Page Three - I… I can’t even begin on this page
Page Four - Note that all the movies are to be screened in reverse order, if they are sequels
Page Five - Not only do we kids know English, but we know our Maths! 2 + 2 = 9,627! Plus… more senseless violenece!
Page Six - Not “To Be Continued…”?

I was a screwed up kid.