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UncategorizedNovember 23, 2005 2:19 pm

Two Broadway show reviews coming up soon. Hopefully, my knees will recouperate in a timely fashion, and sitting at the computer will be far more favorable to lying down.

* Random note, I left my cell phone at home today, so if anyone tried to call me… I’m sorry. *

And now… links!


TRAIN WRECK : The Making of “Clerks 2″

And if you haven’t read Slafta’s most recent post, then you’re missing something.

My other blog’s become quite controversial as of late. I’ll write more on that sooner than later.

FriendsNovember 15, 2005 8:50 pm

“So, honestly. What do you think?” I asked, with hope still in my eye.

“Honestly? I don’t think it’s worth it.”

Although I knew the words he spoke were true, it was still depressing to hear. Sure, I’ve known full well since the trip to Cape May years ago that it was about time for my car to be laid to rest, but I was in denial. That denial didn’t give in when I lost both of my side-view mirrors. In fact, it didn’t give in when the brakes started to stick. Hell, it didn’t even give in when the engine started making a ridiculously loud sound whenever you turned it on (I still maintain that it was simply “purring” like a kitten. An angry kitten, but a kitten nonetheless).

But here was this man — a mechanic — telling me to put my car to bed. You know your car is unsafe when an auto mechanic turns down a prospective $2,000 to fix it… and tells you you’re better off with a new one.

“If you’re going to drive it home, you’ve got to promise me that you’ll put it in the driveway and never, ever drive it again.”

Was that last remark unnecessary? Well, probably not… because the front left tire is in danger of snapping off… but it certainly felt that way. After all, the Falcon’s been a good friend… and, hey, it’s outlived its life expectancy every day for the past year, when I first figured it was dead.

What the Millenium Falcon probably looked like some 13 years ago. Imagine it now with a huge dent in the right side, no side view mirrors, different tires, and assorted missing pieces from the undercarriage

Well… it was a good run while it lasted.

UncategorizedNovember 14, 2005 10:00 pm

In memory of Eddie Guerrero

Theatre, Off-BroadwayNovember 9, 2005 5:37 pm

One day, I post a review on The Musical of Musicals, bashing its predominantly over-the-hill and overweight cast.

Two days later, the show announces that it will close next week.

Does this mean I have power? I’d like to think so, but… probably not.

It just means that my review was dead on.

Theatre, Off-BroadwayNovember 7, 2005 12:41 am

I first heard of this show about a year ago, and grew increasingly excited about it. After all, it has an amazing premise: the same story told several times over in the styles of different famous musical theatre composers. Furthermore, it was reportedly pretty funny (which makes it a successful spoof show… or the opposite of Forbidden Broadway — by the way, don’t see Forbidden Broadway).

Unfortunately, I started hearing reviews from actual humans about the show (read: not what was regurgitated from the press packets) and became slightly disinterested. Apparently, the show wasn’t as good as advertised. I wasn’t exactly rushing to purchase the $60+ tickets that are up for sale nowadays at Dodger Stages.

The asking price of a ticket being the only major drawback to the show, I grew excited to see free tickets up for grabs in my school’s lobby. That being the case, I found myself later that night inside Dodger Stages — hands down my favorite Off-Broadway theatre space — ready to see Musical of Musicals.

I briefly touched upon Forbidden Broadway earlier in this post. I find it extremely hard to talk about this show without talking about its predecessor, as they have very similar concepts. As I’d soon found out, they had more than that in common. One of the defining characteristics of my Forbidden Broadway experience was a cast of mostly overweight aging actors, which immediately disconnected me from the material. The cast of Musical of Musicals is more of the same. I know it’s ridiculously shallow, but I really don’t immediately connect with a cast of older and less attractive actors than I do with younger, prettier ones.

Anyway, forget about the cast’s relative age and lack of sex appeal. The show should be the most important thing, after all.

That having been said, I found the premise of this show exciting. I liked the selection of composers that were parodied (although I would have argued the order in which they were parodied). I even liked the somewhat pathetic storyline that each of the five mini-musicals were based on.

However, due to my highly critical nature, I have a couple of gripes about the show. Despite being a fan of musical theatre, I found that at least 50% of the jokes contained in this musical went way over my head. In order to fully enjoy Musical…, you need to be familiar with every work that Kander & Ebb, Rodgers & Hammerstien, Jerry Herman, Webber, and Sondheim have ever done. Like most of the general public, I am not in this show’s target demographic (which the show itself even makes fun of — an intelligent strategy, no doubt).

Other than that, I’m always upset that most Off-Broadway shows are extremely lacking in orchestration. By that, I mean that the only “pit musician” was a piano player… who was also an actor. The only song with a bit more “oomph” (for lack of a better term) to it was the pre-recorded finale, which left a bad taste in my mouth.

Allright, I’ll stop bashing the show long enough to throw some praise in there. Joanne Bogart (one of the show’s co-writers) delivers some amazing performances throughout the show. Eric Rockwell (the other writer) also shines as the evil landlord / pianist. I’ll even say nice things about Craig Fols (on the other hand, Lovette George, the remaining cast member, needs to learn how to sing correctly).

In short — is the Musical of Musicals worth it? Definitely not… they’re charging far too much. On the other hand, if you’re getting a deep discount on tickets and there’s nothing good on TV, you may want to check it out. It’ll give you a few laughs (4 out of every 10 jokes… which are all clearly telegraphed and overacted as such… will make you laugh) and you’ll get to visit Dodger Stages (which now has a bar conveniently located every 10 feet).

The quickly aging cast of "The Musical of Musicals, The Musical"

UncategorizedNovember 6, 2005 7:50 pm

I just finished Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.

f u c k i n g
a m a z i n g

That’s all.