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So I had my orientation at Max Brenner yesterday… and I must say, I’m pretty stoked. I got a really good vibe from all the managers, the other employees, and just the company in general. Of course, maybe my feelings were slightly influenced by all the chocolate that was continuously passed around during the two hour session.

I am going to gain three hundred pounds working for this place. All the food on the menu looks absolutely fantastic. They have so many new different kinds of chocolate coming at you that it’s unbelievable. Worse yet, the chocolate is fucking fantastic! It’s 100% pure chocolate, a much better quality than all commercial chocolate, and I’m not going to be able to stop eating it.

I can’t wait for this place to open up. I know everybody’s going to love it.

Although I’m fully aware that it’s funny sounding, try the “Nuts.” It may well be my favorite candy… ever.

(( By the way, does anyone else find it funny that I was writing about another New York restaurant that was about to open exactly one year ago?? ))

Allright, it’s been so long since I’ve seen this movie that I’m starting to forget it.

Which is a good thing.

I was intially conned into seeing this one because I had seen Keira Knightley’s “Pride & Prejudice” not too long before this one, and I didn’t hate it. Why I thought I’d like this one, I don’t know.

It’s a colorful movie. The colors are all vibrant, they pop out of the screen, and you really notice them.

Then again, almost every movie since the 1930s have been in color, so fuck off, movie!

In short, if you like wasting your hard-earned money and precious time from your life, you’ll love Bride & Prejudice.

Fucking movie… I’m not going to waste more time typing about it.